Barbarella’s Blog

So in the works is the re make of the movie. Of course the hot gossip is who will be the next Jane Fonda? There’s some rumors, but who cares. Originals are usually the best. MY ONLY concern is every stupid human now is going to think naming their cats or dogs Barbarella will be so cool. HEY Im the original…everyone just rememeber that.. ME..I’m Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy….and remember my name isn’t Pretty!!!!!!!

Inspiration. It’s a beautiful thing…UNLESS you don’t have the opportunity to JUMP ON IT! It’s frustrating when you are somewhere…some place….some situation and you MUST be doing that something…and it HITS! You’re inspired and a thought …an idea….a resolution.. pops in your brain! …The A-HA moment when you got it! The flood gates have opened!! But you’re stuck….you cannot jump on it..you’re at work, a wedding..that some place you are unable to drop everything and attend to your inspiration…..ugh anxiety builds…you wish you could just GO GO..

Now the clock starts in your head…countdown until you’re free to “attend” to your inspiration. It’s like jail of the spirit. Those flood gates aren’t always controlled by you…who holds that key anyways?? I know we all hold the tools to make the key work, but we never control the moment of actual impact…Because sometimes no matter how hard you try, you can’t open it….So when it is unlocked..it’s like a miracle. You want to consume it now that it’s here!

Well at least the gates opened today and my pen & paper will document the ideas and my sparks. But it’s still hours and hours until the motion can takes place…….errrrrrrrr I suppose there are worse things in life and I should just be grateful that the energy is flowing again my way…the air is so much fresher when it is!!!

through the eyes of Barbarella Kitty..

Writers block..I think I have it, not sure…I guess it’s hard for me to blog, that’s why I say this.
Bloggin’ is funny to me-I feel like if I only wrote in the DEAR DIARY mode, it would rip people off. Who has time or even cares to read that I walked around the house today and ate my crunchies, then slept? Who really cares?

I just want to say something insightful or funny…otherwise I won’t bore you with the mundane details of DEAR DIARY, I cried today because I got litter in my eye while walking by the litter box when my stupid brother was using it. Ok that’s a little funny, so I’m leaving that in there..teehee

PONDER TODAY: If you’re feline friend could drink, what cocktail would they drink? Of course from my Cinco de Mayo pictures, you can tell I’m a margarita girl!! Woohoo!
Brother Joey: he’s highly energetic and talks waaay to much. That’s a Red Bull Vodka dude right there!
Brother Frankenstein: He’s lazy and whines like clockwork at 6am and 3:45pm everyday to be fed. He’s funny though and a big-o-teddy bear. Hmmm probably a beer. Not sure what kind though let me think about that one.

Well the only other cats in the house are the fosters. Right now there’s Kitty (oh creative name on that one, silly humans…gees) She’s very proper and dainty..WINE…Bet on red.
Miranda, that girl is crazy silly. She’s young, immature and very dizzy like. She looks up at the ceiling and rolls her head all the way around while still looking up. I think it’s safe to say she probably likes ALL drinks. Probably more a party, shot kinda girl…haha

Imaginary thought: What kind of drink would you’re feline drink?

Here to amuse, entertain, spark a thought or just spark a giggle. But no DEAR DIARY moments on this blog…

Through the eyes of Barbarella kitty…….

I slapped my brother and my other brother, but their names aren’t Darryl. I wanted to slap the postman today but my paw hit the window instead. bastard..

Im also the original founder of Twittter, just so you know. It was my ultimate plan to attract birds and then some human toke it over…ugh

Love Barbarella kittypants

I smile cause it’s funny…….and if I can’t laugh about something-why bother with it??

and I have a slapping fetish…not a human type secret that stays in the closet type “fetish” OK…I just like to slap things…my food dish, my brothers, humans, shoe strings…..It’s just I don’t like ANYTHING in my face–so I will slap anything if it comes to close……….and that’s funny…..probably why I do it

kitty love, barbarella

just because the humans call me poopalanaka..doesn’t mean you can……barbrastinkapants isn’t that funny either…….

love barbarella

It was a hard day today…..received a package in the mail and investigated. Then I laid in the sun..hugghhh such the life. 

Fun Feline Fact of the week:In the Netherlands, cats were not allowed in rooms where private family discussions were going on. The Dutch believed that cats would definitely spread gossips around the town. – Netherlands superstition

Don’t talk smack, you won’t have anything to worry about…Barbarella

Recovery from many...many margaritas

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